I know, it's a bit of an oxyconundrum.

Once upon a time there were people called Porkers.

(In England, I'm thinkin'.)

Occupation and family name.

Somewhere, through the course of history, the family name evolved into Porcher. 

But the legacy remains.

Ghosts of my ancestors be happy; welcome to Swine Hall. 

And... um,
please wipe yer boots at the door.

I get a really nice batch of Scottish Export Ale made. 

Ye might like it.